Going Poestal

Dancing…30

Erica was keen enough to point out a peculiar recurrence….

According to television commercials during my recent hiatus from work, the following items make women dance:

  • Aquafresh teeth whitening trays
  • Jell-O pudding
  • Dr. Scholl’s high heel gel inserts
  • Edge Energy Shave Gel
  • McDonald’s Big Macs
  • Maranda’s Park Parties
  • Activia, which is some sort of yogurt that makes you poop, or in other words, yogurt
  • Chex Mix
  • Aleve Liquid Gels
  • Target
  • Covergirl Eye Liner
  • The Amazing Cotton Stretch Collection from Fruit of the Loom
  • Bacardi Mohito
  • All new episodes of Saving Grace
  • Note that dance music, night clubs, and dollar bills from men with questionable morals did not make the list.
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