Brrr
It’s cold.
I mean really cold.
It’s April 4, and it’s cold.
It’s April 4, and there’s a blizzard outside.
It’s April 4, and it just took me an hour to get home from school because two cars collided and they had to close the highway.
Because of ice.
Ice.
It’s April 4, and parts of Kent County have received as much as 3 inches of snow.
The current wind chill is 10 degrees.
For everyone who’s in love with global warming; for everyone who’s convinced Manhattan will be under water by 2100; for everyone who screamed global warming with Katrina, Rita, and Wilma and conveniently ignored the fact no significant storms occurred in 2006; for everyone who is so in love with the idea that man is destroying the earth you embrace any hint of evidence suggesting it, but turn a deaf ear when someone has just as solid of evidence to refute it, for all of those people…
I’ll grab a spoon, and you can take turn eating my ass.
Happy spring!
PS - What did I learn in school today? Some clever work with an ink pen and some free time, and you can transform the Starbucks logo to say “F*ck Off” –>